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The stories of our family of 5 living in the Oregon sunshine while Zach gets his PhD. We're on the downhill slide of grad school, so let's get ready to party......

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

WANTED

A young, hip mom who has it all together. Preferably one who can do the following:

  • clean the bathrooms with 3 potty-trained boys in the house (yes, in case you were wondering, Zach is potty-trained! oh yeah, and Kayden too)
  • wash the laundry (not something I have a problem with) and FOLD the laundry (something I don't do very well)
  • make delicious dinners, with a well-balanced and healthy variety (I quit making dinner about 8 months ago. No signs of recovery from this ailment)
  • stay on top of things and quit forgetting important meetings, deadlines, appts. etc. One who is organized.
  • a mom who could bend over and pick things up would be nice
  • one who could blog consistently and catch up on our happenings since June
  • balance the checkbook
  • plan and carry out Cub Scout pack meetings for the next 3 months (Nov, Dec, Jan. Is that too much to ask?)
  • bathe my boys; I just realized this morning I don't remember the last time I gave Kayden a bath. Shoot.
  • pack up my house and move us across the street in the next 3 weeks; putting everything away would get you an added bonus!!
If you or anyone you know could fill this position, please contact me immediately.
1-800-LAZY-PREGO will get you directly to me. Thank you for your help in this matter!

*addendum*
**Grandparents need not apply; your superior status instantly qualifies you for any and all help you wish to offer. **

10 comments:

Andrew and Melissa said...

If you find one, let me know. Do you think such a mom exists? ;)

By the way, I think you are a great mom!

Tara said...

Wow-I know exactly how you feel. Getting this new house together has been a killer on me. I have lost all motivation. Why are you moving???

Danielle said...

if this lady does exist, let me know too.

but seriously jackie....what can i do to help?!?! can kayden come over and play or can i come over and help you with getting stuff packed? please let me know what i can do!

thepainterfamily said...

oh yeah...the temp agency that stocks THIS girl is golden! :)

really, it's about multitasking i tell you. just hand the boys a hotdog and send them through the sprinkler. bath...check...dinner...check

Rachel Kirkham said...

That was hilarious! If we lived closer we'd be there!

jamie t. said...

you make me smile!

Peggy Glasmann said...

So I can schedule a packing party, but I need to know when. You know that I will be there for all of it!

The M Family said...

Aww that was too cute....and leave it to Mom to come to the rescue! So sweet. Way to go Peggy.

staci baker said...

That was great! I think we all get pretty lazy when pregnant--especially at the end. I hear you on the boys and the bathroom thing. I can't stay on top of it. I feel like I can't stay on top most of the time, too! So don't worry--you're doing fine! Good luck in these last few weeks before the baby.

Loren & Autumn said...

I could seriously use this as well. For some reason, my energy is seriously lacking lately.