Dear Anyone who cares:
Help me. My mom is a slacker. Big time.
I have to forage for my own food. Mmm, tasty.
I even have to check the nutritional facts myself. She's always trying to feed me junk food.
It's getting so bad, I had to leave the house to search for food. I took Riley along to help. He never lets me down. I think I wore him out though. Pansy. Searching for food is serious stuff.
Thankfully, my big brother Keegan came along to help as well.
He found a few extra food rations.
We were desperate. I mean, come on, who wants to eat something that has been found in the grass, or bushes, or trees? I suffered through it, and we survived.
By the way, you may also notice that I have to dress myself. She's really dropped the ball. Thank heavens I have my trusty fire boots to protect my feet. For some reason, she keeps trying to take them off of me when it's bedtime, but I always let her know that I don't like that idea.....
This is serious, people. Dad, are you out there? Will you come home from school and feed us? Grandma? Sugar mama? This is an SOS!
- Kayden & Keegan
7 years ago
9 comments:
I love it!! Come to Grandma, she can't help anyway - she's a cripple and needs your mom to cart her around and clean up the kitchen. Grandpa just doesn't have the same standard as I do!
haha...ethan would be in HEAVEN if i let him have free roam with the food.
and i'm sure ethan would be willing to shove a few handfuls of goldfish their way if they get too hungry... ;)
You are funny!
ha! Checkin the nutritional facts....he's clearly advanced! :)
Really...that is sad!! You can always bring them to our house!!! I don't have a life anyway.
Cute pictures of your adorable boys!! I LOVE KAYDEN'S BABY LEGS!!! He is just too cute!
I LOVE to read your posts. You are so fun and creative! Your boys are cute to boot too!
Your boys are so stinking cute. I wanna eat them up.
My kids can sympathize..Addy often resorts to eating frozen chicken nuggets, Poor Kids!!!
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